Some days, I can never seem to fathom what the internet finds funny anymore.

So precious, she must be protected...Do you wanna be rejected?

...Cris Kyle actually WAS sent by God? Who knew? I thought he was deluding himself in spite of the opposite. Also, THIS is the note you want to go out on!? What bout Jesse? And the book? Why did you end this series so abruptly and don't give me the "Because" excuse neither!

Well...That was a good chunk of my evening well-spent.

My responses if this were me there:

Part 1: ...Did you just call my little angel stupid...?

Part 2: Oh, it's coffee you want, huh? Well then...Here you go!

Part 3: You want me to answer the phone? HERE'S MY ANSWER!

Part 4: Oh, I'm just gettin' started...I'm listening...Is that so...? Better...You don't say...You can do better then that...YOU'RE A PECKERHEAD! That lowers the bar a bit from the previous offer...You already tried that.

Part 5: Shut up, you little brown noser! Besides, that was Henderson!

Part 6: Pick your next words wisely...Bat choise, but here you go!

Part 7: I quit three weeks ago when I realised my dream job as a hitman!

Part 8: ...Nah, I was paid extra for offing you along with him!

Took me a while, I was stuck on the last gem.

Here's a cool trick

Listen to this song, Squidhunting Manwhore, and Quest of the Manwhore in that order, it sounds like a complete song.

You Should add the lyrics

I bet it'd sound great with them.

Yep, this was inevitable.

If I may plead my case from the previous review (This was the only way I knew how), I was being ironic.

As a male, of course one would expect me to vote higher, but as a person concerned with the well-being of small creatures, I have to be firm.