Here are my thoughts
Short 1: Typical Anti-Tails fans.
Short 2: Hey I saw that one on YouTube!
Short 3: Kill a Sonic character, and you pay through the nose...IN RINGS!
Short 4: ...What?
Short 5: Saw THAT coming.
Short 6: I'd probably get the joke if you CAME OUT WITH PART 2 ALREADY!
Short 7: ...Even I feel for him...
Short 8: I repeat...What?
Short 9: I saw THIS on YouTube too!
Short 10: ...It was kinda funny...Something I saw coming...Oh wait...
Short 11: Sonic Furry Safety tip: If you decide to free-fall in order to escape the military via being framed by your double, never dive head first!
Short 12: That frustrated me too!
Short 13: I don't think I've either played or gotten that far in the game this joke would be remotely funny.
Short 14: People like that make me SICK!